(In complete contrast, a pop song, and a pop singer. In a different way, this has its own magic. The magic of an accompaniment, tailor-made in the fashion of today. For this occasion, this singer, and this song)You have been placed in a queue
But your call is valuable
It’s very valuable
We hope this doesn’t inconvenience you
Because you’re valuable
You’re so very valuable!If you wish to make a complaint
We can handle it, we’re well prepared to handle it
Of course you may have to wait
But that’s understandable
Isn’t that understandable?Don’t ask me, I just work here man
Don’t ask me, I just work here man

(It sounds to me like you need help!)
We’re very good to you
I hope you know we’re good to you
(Let me put you through to someone else)
They’ll know just what to do!
I’m sorry, I can’t help you

Don’t ask me, I just work here man [x4]
(Work here man)
Don’t ask me, I just work here man
Don’t ask me, I just work here man
Oh don’t ask me, I just work here man
(I just work here man)

[Person dials 1223]
[Computer:] Directory assistance
[Person:] Hi, could I please speak to Miss…
[Computer:] What name please?
[Person:] Oh, shit
[Computer:] I’m sorry, I didn’t hear that
[Person:] Just put me through
[Computer:] I’m sorry, yes or no, did you request Melbourne Zoo?
[Person:] No, you bitch
[Computer:] Please hold, and an operator will complete your request
[Music]
[Person:] Oh, fuck it
[Hangs Up]

Why don’t you fill out a form?
We can’t get back to you
Of course we can’t get back to you
But rest assured, we’ll take your comments on board
Your thoughts make change!

Thanks for your time [x4]

Thanks for your time
(Don’t ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don’t ask me, I just work here man)
Thanks for your time
(Don’t ask me, I just work here man)

…Let’s spend some time together, we’ll save you money…
[Record scratch]